"Just what I need, to be floating around the North Atlantic, clutching a cushion full of beer farts."
I wonder if someone can do a study to see the percentage drop of people reading books while flight attendants do the safety lecture in the next couple of days.
[NY Times: US Airways jet crashes into Hudson]
UPDATE: For your safety and mine, here’s George Carlin on the airplane safety lecture [Part 1]:
[Part 2, which addresses "the unlikely event of a water landing"]:
