Duck!: Iraq journalist tries to assassinate Bush by throwing his shoes at him

Actual Bush quote: “All I can report is it is a size 10.”

Ha ha, this is a good example of incompetent journalists, a redundancy if there ever was one. Dear Iraqi typer: You can’t take out a president with your shoe.

Some highlights from this latest story of how George Bush is an embarrassment to us all and should really retired early to his all-white neighborhood in Dallas where he belongs:

• Not one, but two shoes were thrown, prompting questions of a conspiracy because how do the goddamn Secret Service allow the shooter thrower to get two shoes off, huh?
• The thrower shouted, “This is a farewell kiss, dog,” which is a fairly awesome thing to shout if you’re going to get beat up anyhow.
• The trip to Iraq was super-secret. So secret, in fact, that accompanying journos were only allowed to tell their spouses and editors, two types of people which never spread information to a wider public.
• It also took place during the day, which shows that Iraq is a less violent place. We also suppose that the projectile in questions was a piece of footwear instead of an RPG also shows that.

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