- Actual Bush quote: “All I can report is it is a size 10.”
Ha ha, this is a good example of incompetent journalists, a redundancy if there ever was one. Dear Iraqi typer: You can’t take out a president with your shoe.
Some highlights from this latest story of how George Bush is an embarrassment to us all and should really retired early to his all-white neighborhood in Dallas where he belongs:
- Not one, but two shoes were thrown, prompting questions of a conspiracy because how do the goddamn Secret Service allow the
shooterthrower to get two shoes off, huh? - The thrower shouted, “This is a farewell kiss, dog,” which is a fairly awesome thing to shout if you’re going to get beat up anyhow.
- The trip to Iraq was super-secret. So secret, in fact, that accompanying journos were only allowed to tell their spouses and editors, two types of people which never spread information to a wider public.
- It also took place during the day, which shows that Iraq is a less violent place. We also suppose that the projectile in questions was a piece of footwear instead of an RPG also shows that.
Tags: Bush, Dallas all-white neighborhood, Iraq, journalists, show thrown
It almost looks like al-Maliki is signaling to the shoe thrower, “Now, now!”
you need to be a totally different person to understand what it means to be real.