Boise, the WaPo needs your help

Oh sure, you bring down Nixon and blow the lid off Walter Reed, but you can’t find a goddamn bar in Boise?

The WaPo needs your help, Boise. Don’t let Terps (fat turtles) and sports reporters (fat writers) get lost and stumble into some kind of backwards, Idaho-ish bar where everyone carries guns and has sex with elk militias. Because that’s what the East Coast Liberal Elite think you do here, Boise.

I am calling on all residents of Boise, Idaho, to let Maryland fans and a few reporters know about all the top spots to visit in Boise, Idaho, while we are there to watch Maryland play Nevada in the Humanitarian Bowl on Dec. 30. What are the best restaurants, bars, etc? What should we avoid?

I got one recommendation. Avoid the shit out of Mai Thai downtown. The food is worse than the pun.

Bookmark and Share

2 Responses to “Boise, the WaPo needs your help”

  1. rachael Says:

    good thai food in boise is in the dives. check out chiang mai thai on emerald and orchard and ask for it thai spicy.

  2. kelli Says:

    “elk militias”? this is silly. everyone knows it’s the deer that are prone to militias around here. the idaho elk are more of the lone gunman type.

Leave a Reply