Charles Barkley for Alabama governor in 2014

Yes, that Charles Barkley.

According to The Hill, the most under-sized power forward in the history of mashed potato-eating contests is going to make a run at the Alabama governor’s mansion in 2014.

I’m torn. Barkley is former GOP. He left the Republican party when , he says, “they lost their damn minds.” So policy-wise, who knows what he’s got.

On the OTHER hand, did I mention it’s Charles fucking Barkley? Seeing as I was possibly the smallest power forward in the history of Indiana high school basketball, he was something of a hero of mine. Here are just a few reasons why, set to “The Warrior,” of course. Check the move in the fourth highlight.

Slowest.

Crossover.

Ever.

Didn’t matter. Get out of my damn way.