A lady gets on stage in front of hundreds of mortgage bankers and tries to citizen arrest Karl Rove or something (these things never go as planned). Rove avoids all eye contact and gives her an elbow John Salley would be proud of. Here’s the video!
Indy Star columnist Bob Kravitz (aka “Krapvitz” to the wittier commenters) has an imaginary conversation with the comb-over guy from Monday Night Football about why the Colts are so fucking horrible. The Post wonders the same thing.
My friends, John McCain did not spend five and a half years in Vietnam to lose Pennsylvania. John McCain is going to win Pennsylvania, or at least the real, non-communist parts. And here’s how.
Okay, fine. I’ll probably have to read the new Emily Post biography. Yes, that Emily Post. Now just shut up.
Matthew Yglesias makes a noble effort to make any goddamn sense of the last David Brooks column. I thought we had given up doing that.
Bumpy Knuckles is back with a banger.
Sarah Palins spends all her time talking about how she and the rest of the regular, real, working-class, white, Main Streeters haaaaaaate those rich elites who don’t understand what it’s like to be real. And then her John McCain’s campaign gets all pissy when a reporter points out that it spent more than $150K on Main Streeter Supreme Sara Palin’s clothes at stores that ARE NOT ON MAIN STREET!
And now a word from Andrew Sullivan, a conservative living in the fake part of American who is clearly not real: “If you want a commander-in-chief who will make vital decisions at the last minute, on impulse, according purely to polls and electoral tactics, against his own judgment and deferring to Rovian hacks: vote for McCain. He’s George W. Bush, without the prudence and caution.”
